Blue milk can be made by adding blue food coloring to milk.
… go on…
I will wear what I want.
I will get tattoos if I want.
I will wear makeup if I want.
I will dye my hair if I want.
I will pierce whatever I want.
I will shave what I want.
I will lose weight if I want.
I will gain weight if I want.
I will have sex if I want.
Stop telling me what to do with my body because I’m a girl.

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A Full Moon. It may not be made of chocolate, but it makes for a wonderfully natural Easter egg.
So what does it take to get a good picture of the moon? Being in space apparently.
Remember this and none of your sentences will ever look wierd.
“why isn’t there a white history month?” they asked
“why isn’t there a straight pride parade?” they asked
“what about men’s rights?” they asked
“why are you coming at me with that axe?” they asked
as a straight white male I get no respect