2008

Jul

“Believe in the lie of the big eyeball in the...
Jul 23rd

Locked in a Room

jakehurwitz: A little context in regards to my post below this one. A bunch of the CH edit staff...
Jul 23rd
Thanks, laptop, for making streaming media pointless. You can’t even play an mp3 on my...
Jul 22nd
milhouse late night. Always great to see before bed. btw, you probably don’t want to click...
Jul 22nd

Weeds season 4

Doug: Where's my Armageddon bag?
Dean: Come on! Stay, Doug. We can fight them together.
Jul 16th
Well if these are the only requirements to consider yourself...
Jul 13th
Still hasn’t stopped storming. It’s been well over a week now.
Jul 13th
soxiam: okay confession time. i fucking love this movie. i...
Jul 13th

If tumblr ever created an 'applications'...

I would probably leave. At this point in time, I don’t think anyone can make them useful...
Jul 12th
Listen Listen
Venus Hum - Montana
Jul 9th
“I wanted to go so bad. It’s just that I really...”
— Me talking to a friend about...
Jul 9th
It’s been storming for the past week or so. Every day there’s a lightning storm....
Jul 9th
Warch Watch
gina: Adrian doing Super Mario Bros.
Jul 7th

I hate cell phones

^^^^
Jul 7th
some of Javi’s drawings colored up in psp.
Jul 5th

July 4th

was a blast! Burgers, board games, unloading the storage shed, wild discussions, and fireworks to...
Jul 5th
I lol’d as well the first time I saw this. marco: I...
Jul 2nd
’s pretty last evenin’, ‘twas
Jul 2nd
*punch*
Jul 1st

Jun

“I just reblogged my own blog on my blog to promote my blog...”
— reblogging from marco...
Jun 27th
Kindle's Bright Idea: College Textbooks
Jun 27th

The hard drive

It has crashed. :( I am sad.
Jun 27th
marco: (via boringloser)
Jun 27th
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean,...”
— George Carlin (1937-2008) (via...
Jun 23rd
Then & Now 3000 Hours in MS Paint
Jun 23rd

I don't get it.

I’m holding back yawns as I turn off lights and crawl into bed and then I just stare at the...
Jun 22nd
How long could you survive in the vacuum of...
Jun 20th
Dont Install Firefox 3 Over Firefox 2 Or You...
Jun 17th
I made the leap up to 3 All my extentions! Where have you...
Jun 17th
Why make a video of text with no audio and only one picture spliced in? I don’t like reading...
Jun 17th

This is how my mom and I have fun.

Deli Lady: *as we grab a box* That's so heavy you'll have to lift it from the bottom.
Me: *Whispering to my mom* That's what she said.
Jun 16th
Jun 16th
Updated my midget.
Jun 14th
jakoblodwick: I’ve got my day planned out. SATURDAY!!! Woo!
Jun 14th

Induce Laughter

Place a spoonful of peanut butter in your dog’s food dish. If you don’t mind getting...
Jun 14th
Warch Watch
Thinking Jug Extended Version - CollegeHumor video
Jun 14th
Venus Hum - Soul Sloshing (Music Video)
Jun 13th

Automatic birthday greetings

marco: Every year on my birthday, I always wake up to automated vBulletin “Happy Birthday” messages...
Jun 13th
Updated my muxtape
Jun 12th
Listen Listen
The Presidents of the United States of America - Flame Is Love One of my favorites on their newest...
Jun 11th

555

oats: andrewglennflavin: “555” pronounced ‘hahaha’ in Thai, is their version of the internet...
Jun 11th
animooted
Jun 7th
Jun 7th
I really hope this idea of mine becomes a reality. Please...
Jun 4th

Kurt Cobain's Ashes Stolen

thommy: SEATTLE - The ashes of Seattle grunge legend Kurt Cobain are missing from the Hollywood...
Jun 4th
vorannon’s Music Profile – Last.fm
Jun 4th

Freakin Moths

I’ve got a huge room, stop hanging out in front of my computer screen!
Jun 1st

May

I am a post-coital idiot

travors: ReBlogged from hugehuge: Recumbent 3 a.m. conversation a few days ago: She [sincerely...
May 30th

What a memory

marco: The waitress tonight didn’t write a single thing down. She asked everyone, one by one, for...
May 28th
I should be getting on Vimeo more :(
May 28th
staff: We’re testing something! If you leave your Tumblr...
May 27th
awesome-everyday: It’s hard not to rub an infected eye. In other news, i made some cookies. The...
May 27th

Tumblr slang

samreich: Just some ideas. Reblog and add your own! The Tumblahs - Having nothing to post....
May 26th

Lottery

    I like to think of myself as a fairly smart guy. I don’t fall for things often, I save...
May 25th
We’ve missed something important….
May 23rd

Tornado

(After my mom warned us that an oncoming tornado sounds like a train)
Altman: Well, everything looks better outside.
*train sounds*
Kayla: What's that? Is that a tornado!?
*train horn*
Me: Definitely, head for cover.
May 20th
TheBucketHat.com
May 20th
Listen Listen
I made this!  Used a friend’s macbook to record using garageband. It’s bluesy and was...
May 20th
Cumming On Pigeons: A Web Series
May 19th
Am I the only one that has a helluva hard time reading...
May 18th
livejamie: Naming yourself “LOL” on Zelda64 yields the best results; “I am the Great Deku Tree,...
May 17th
You could be recieving money just like me! Click here to see...
May 17th
WhitneyChromatic.swf
May 15th
Warch Watch
Floppy the Banjo Playing Clown.  - Blue man group. Dear Tumblr, How much do I have to pay and where...
May 15th

Apologies

for the lack of textual conversation lately. I’ve been feeling under the weather and never...
May 14th
May 14th
Warch Watch
caitlinoppermann: jakehurwitz: I really love this new CH original written by Dan and Sam. It’s...
May 13th
milhouse: You fucking paedophiles. Edit: The reblog was...
May 13th
Igiahmaaa
May 12th
I got to hold a good $4000 worth of recording equipment yesterday. Sweet. 
May 11th
milhouse: This girl is fucking beautiful, right...
May 10th
People are beautiful
May 7th
*drool*  via culinotests.fr
May 5th
Warch Watch
IEIEIEIEIEIEIEIE!!!!  Dead Man’s Curve - CollegeHumor video
May 2nd
McDonald's Big Mac Sauce Recipe
May 1st

Apr

My wall is an awesome background
Apr 29th
Warch Watch
Wasted animals are wasted. Try to relate each animal to one of your friends!  adamholwerda: Drunk...
Apr 28th
Warch Watch
Apr 27th
sure, longer hair means longer shower; but you can’t...
Apr 25th

Hitchhiker's text RPG

Computer: A stray flying brick hits you squarely on the back of the head. You try to think of some suitable last words, but what with the confusion of the moment and the spinning of your head, you are unable to compose anything pithy and expire in silence.
Me: shit
Computer: You keep out of this, you're dead. An ambulance arrives.
Me: dammit
Computer: You keep out of this, you're dead and should be concentrating on developing a good firm rigor mortis. You are put in the ambulance, which drives away.
Me: @%#&
Computer: For a dead person you are talking too much. As the ambulance reaches the mortuary a fleet of Vogon Constructor ships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass.
Apr 24th
Listen Listen
RA - Every Little Thing She Does is Magic. Usually covers aren’t very good. This, however, is...
Apr 24th

How the hell

are you supposed to log out of stumbleupon?
Apr 23rd
Quick individual jpg. image links to get myspace looking how...
Apr 19th
Stumbled Upon  source
Apr 19th
Photo album: Chocolate Rein  I need a flickr pro account :(...
Apr 19th
So the screen on my camera’s broken.  Luckily it’s a turn on and shoot camera and I have...
Apr 19th
Apr 19th
Listen Listen
The Deli Creeps - Tribal Rites  (a.k.a. Brazos) The song that got Buckethead 2nd place in a contest...
Apr 17th
Warch Watch
Never gets old
Apr 17th
A List of Famous Armenians
Apr 16th
Warch Watch
samreich: Rock Band Traffic. Streeter had this idea, and we gave it to our visual effects team,...
Apr 12th
My guitar comes in tomorrow. I pee a little everytime I think about it.
Apr 11th
About a week ago, I started watching House online anytime I couldn’t sleep.  I’m halfway...
Apr 10th
Animal Pharm by Patrick Moberg Hillarious.
Apr 9th
Songerize - Listen Now!
Apr 9th
Just got done practicing guitar for about 2 hours straight. I should be getting a new guitar this...
Apr 8th
Optical Illusion of 3 Terrain Vehicles
Apr 7th

Xanga

Really misses me  I’ve been getting multiple emails a week lately.
Apr 5th
Warch Watch
IF IT HADN’T BEEN FOR COTTON EYE JOE
Apr 1st
Can Vimeo fool you?
Apr 1st

Mar

Have you ever listened to complete silence?  It’s really loud.
Mar 30th

I'm thinking about

turning my phone off for a few days. 
Mar 27th
Muxtape / gentry
Mar 26th
umm… all my buttons went away…. 
Mar 26th
Same birthday
Mar 24th
(via milhouse)
Mar 23rd
dalasverdugo: brigno, sorry bro, but I had to unfollow you. Atheists who are constantly talking...
Mar 19th
Warch Watch
Dog close up through a wide angle lense on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
Mar 17th
Warch Watch
Stand Up on Vimeo (via Vimeo) Idea: do stuff for Vimeo tonight. Thought: Do I treat Vimeo like a...
Mar 17th
testumblrone: Its’a mee, Mario! lol
Mar 17th
There was a tornado in Cartersville this morning and...
Mar 15th
Tornado, chillin’
Mar 15th
Can’t keep me down, life. It’s nowhere near as bad as you want me to think it is. 
Mar 14th
What is Your Internet Culture IQ?
Mar 13th

Stumbled Upon

paddypower: i saw these condoms
paddypower: the inside is lined with some chemical that numbs your dick
paddypower: so you can last longer
Mongrel: or wear it inside out, and you don't even have to wake her up :D
Mar 11th
Listen Listen
Voicemail from a friend…
Mar 10th
War On Drugs Clock
Mar 9th
Mar 9th

Apple hates me

Here’s a list of things that don’t help when you’re hard drive’s about to...
Mar 8th
(via milhouse) Dear Milhouse, You are still not a meme. 
Mar 7th
*crosses fingers*
Mar 3rd
Warch Watch
via dobbsie
Mar 3rd
xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language -...
Mar 3rd
Lulz.
Mar 3rd
I was being a star bit collector for a friend on Mario Galaxy this morning when I realized the...
Mar 2nd
“Well, I had to sacrifice Styx, but I can now backup all my...”
— Of all the music I chose to...
Mar 1st

Feb

It wont be long now...

I got an alert saying one of my hard drives was going to fail.  Which means it’s probably the...
Feb 29th
This is my sister and my new brother(-in-law).       ...
Feb 29th
Maggiago… something like that… in Kennesaw.  Top notch.
Feb 29th

Speaking too soon

Me a few days ago: Man, I'm so glad Mario Galaxy doesn't have those stupid 100 coins stars, I hate those.
Me today: Aww, dammit.
Feb 28th
Last.fm
Feb 25th
Thank you for voting! Congratulations to both Tumblr and...
Feb 25th
This weekend was fun.
Feb 25th

Meetings

Yesterday, Myles and I met with a local band about shooting and editing a couple music videos for...
Feb 21st
I don’t have enough pictures of me playing guitar. Or...
Feb 12th

Dear Tumblr,

I despise MySpace and Facebook but I continue to keep them and check them daily. What’s up...
Feb 12th
Listen Listen
I finally integrated audio into my theme! Les Claypool and the Holy Mackerel - Running the Gauntlet ...
Feb 10th

My predicti