Posted 1 month ago

I’m an ADULT! Don’t tell me what to do…

Posted 1 month ago
lulinternet:

hold down alt/option while clicking the reblog button on your dashboard to see da supa fly gif i was contracted to make

lulinternet:

hold down alt/option while clicking the reblog button on your dashboard to see da supa fly gif i was contracted to make

Posted 1 month ago

I have a toothache. Guess which tooth.

Posted 1 month ago
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Posted 2 months ago
Posted 3 months ago

BREAKING NEWS

Common sense reveals that there is no correlation between self-respect and whether or not you show your tits on the internet or how many people you sleep with.

The kids at school found those pictures, huh? That will probably stick with you for a while.

(Source: s1utever)

Posted 3 months ago
These shrimp are all the same size. There’s no logical order to eat them in.
Sheldon Cooper
Posted 3 months ago
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